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Madness [22 Nov 2007|03:07pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]
[ music | Bob Dylan - To Ramona ]

So what does it mean when the boy you like asks your friend if you like them, then pretends that he doesn't know what you're talking about when you try to bring it up, then refuses to speak to you about it? Then you come to find out that he lied about not knowing because he gave your friend shit for actually telling you?

Can anyone explain it to me, because I sure as hell don't know what the fuck is going on here.

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[19 Oct 2007|12:02am]
I'm in love with my boss.

Yea...my fucking boss. :(

Not the guy from before either. That was nothing compared to this. Because this might actually kill me soon.
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Help! [19 Sep 2006|02:00am]
I have a crush on my co-worker/boss and I don't know what to do! I wanna ask him out, but I don't know if it's allowed. Whatever will I do? *sigh*
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[25 May 2006|01:45am]
Soul Patrol, bitches!!!

Hooray for Taylor.

Best part of the night, however? Motherfucking PRINCE!! I nearly died.

Too awesome.
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[17 May 2006|11:50pm]
Ugh. Fuck you, Steve. With your stupid new flip-flops and your grumpy disposition.

Ass.

Why does it always have to end up like this?
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MISSING [04 Apr 2006|12:57am]
MISSING: One bottle of Jack Daniel's whisky

DESCRIPTION: 1.75 Liter, glass bottle, square shaped, filled three-quarters of the way with a delicious amber liquid

LAST SEEN: Friday, 31 March 2006 in the booze cupboard

If you have any information about the whereabouts of this missing bottle, please contact Ophelia @ 1-866-DIE-JACKTHIEF. Thank you.
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[30 Mar 2006|11:52pm]
There's a birthday party going on downstairs with a whole bunch of underage people who are drinking. Now, I've got no problem with underage drinkers since I used to be one before I actually, you know, turned 21. But I would just really appreciate it if they stopped yelling "Woo!" every few minutes. I mean, who does that? Why "Woo!"? What does that accomplish? How excited can you be that you feel the need to punctuate it with a "Woo!"?

"Give me another beer. Woo!"

"I love your top. Woo!"

"I really have to pee. Woo!"

I mean, what the fuck? Please articulate your enthusiasm with words that exist in the dictionary, especially since you're among friends at a birthday party, not with fans at a football game and your team just scored a touchdown. And you're in someone else's living room, too. How 'bout a "Yea!" or an "Awesome!"? Darn kids.

I think I'm gonna go downstairs and observe them a little. It's funny to note the differences between a party with underage drinkers and one where all the guests are of age because with those over 21, drinking is such a non-issue. It's kinda taken for granted. But with kids, it's like they're SO excited to have the alcohol and start acting all goofy when they have a little sip, and I'm sitting here thinking "Did I used to act like that when I was 19?" But, of course, I did, because everyone does. And it's kinda cool because even though in your head you don't think you're very different now from who you were 4 years ago, when you see a demonstration of how you used to act, it makes you notice how much you really have changed and, to be trite, matured. I smell a Social Behavior thesis.

Also, there's this really hot guy down there. I wonder how old he is.
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The car of my dreams [27 Dec 2005|09:42pm]
Here she is:

Isn't she pretty?

All it needs is a surfboard bolted to the top.

Why are you laughing? Jealous?
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Best. Movie. Ever! [12 Sep 2005|06:50pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | The Venus in Furs - Tumbling Down ]

So I only just recently discovered a movie called Velvet Goldmine. OMGWTFBBQ! It was amazing! The music, and the colors, and the costumes, and the hot boys! This movie has destroyed me.

And you might think: "What's so great about this movie?"

Here's what:
Kissage

Want more? I know you do! )

This will not be the last time I talk about this movie. It is now everything to me.

Please note: Mood solely due to this movie.

That is all.

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[25 Aug 2005|06:09pm]
[ mood | artistic ]
[ music | The Pogues - Dirty Old Town ]

I got a new dog last week. He has no name and I have no clue what breed he is. He chews on my socks.

I thought I had a picture of him on here, but I can't find it.

We can't decide what to call him. I want to call him Zero. What should I name my dog?

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[12 Aug 2005|07:54pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]
[ music | Coldplay - Don't Panic ]

BEES?!?!

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[04 Aug 2005|01:48pm]
Test, test, test...
I'm testing my love for you.
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